A BLIND man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair, given that you are blind – that you should know five things: First – The bartender is a blonde girl. Second – The bouncer is a blonde girl. Third – I’m a six foot tall, 120kg blonde woman with a black belt in karate. Fourth – The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter, and Fifth – The lady to your right is a blonde and is a profession wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell a blonde joke?” The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, “Nah… Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
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