- An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either. - A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor,doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!" - What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. - Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says,"Dam!" - Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.This made him… A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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