* You never have to drive to another petrol station bathroom because this one is just too icky. * You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. * Wrinkles add character. * Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. * You know stuff about tanks. * You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. * If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. * Your underwear is R20 for a three-pack. * You only have to shave your face and neck. * Your belly usually hides your big hips. * One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons. * You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24, in 25 minutes.
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