Monday smile: Life truths

• Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
• Wrinkles don't hurt.
• Families are like fudge -- mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
• Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
• Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
• Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fibre, not the toy.

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