Traffic light: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car
approaches.
Divorce: postgraduate in School of Love.
People: some make things happen, some watch things happen and the majority have no idea what's happened.
Swimming pool: a mob of people with water in it.
Egocentric: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.
Magazine: a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.
College: The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone.
Emergency numbers: Police station, fire department and places that deliver.
Buffet: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself".
Babysitter: A teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out
can behave like teenagers.
Tattoo: Permanent proof of temporary insanity.
